red comet flies - everybody freaks
Master Cressen sees destruction in the coming weeks
Stannis getting itchy, looks like treason / It's the season of war
and the reason's that chick in red / witchy woman, dark powers
showers all her love to the lord of light
wants Stannis to fight – for monotheism?
a backwards prism / all the colors are one?
All gods are done / that’s how she spun it
Cressen don’t agree / slips her a mickey
he dies instead / one point for red
and the epic begins / a clash of kings / a bash of rings

Arya now Arry / escaping from Cersei
Yoren chops her hair / declares her a boy
part of the watch / don’t let them catch you peeing
or it’s GAME OVER / same over by Sansa - her sister
she missed her / now she’s marrying Joffrey
guy talks more shit than Gilbert Godfrey
Tyrion the Dwarf is now his hand
but he can’t stand / this nephew king
He’s got a thing for a hooker named Shae
No way they’ll catch this saloon chick
He’s got a eunich / helping him out as well
back in Winterfell / Bran can’t walk and Hodor can’t talk
the kid has dreams / they seem so real / like a wolf he feels
DIREWOLF!

Jon the Bastard, moving faster
North, to the Wall / try not to fall
go forth, with Ghost / loyal to your post
dragons reappear / Da-ne-ris keeps ‘em near
into the red lands / dry sand
homeless / growing stress / her people frying
the queen is trying to keep them from dying / she goes forth to Qarth
While Robert Staark is off to jab / sends mom to gab with Renly
But then he / gets killed by a shadow
like that, he’s dead / more points for Red
She’s calling the shots with Stannis
what kind of man is he turning out to be
asks the Onion Knight / he’s right / the boss is losing his sight
but Davos is pledged to fight for his lord
sure can’t say he’s bored with his chores
this red lady he can’t ignore any more / she’s gone too far today
poppin’ dark demon babies out of her vajay-jay
Esgred is Asha, Theon says “no way!”
a minute ago, he was trying to lay her
he thought he knew her / tried to screw her
now he’s not sure / who he can trust
now Jaquen must
kill any three Arya claims / she’s naming names
she threatens Jaquen / so he gets crackin’
frees some guys who take back the castle
these wolven dreams are such a hassle
Bran’s burnt out / Jojen and Meera shout - “you’re a wolf!”
use your third eye
don’t try denying it / Bran isn’t buying it

everyone starts fighting / Theon feels exciting
Stannis keeps advancing / Tyrion’s romancing
Cersi’s on his trail / takes his girl as blackmail
but there’s no ploy / that whore’s a decoy!
Da-ne-ris sees the undying / keeps trying the Right Door
never the left / feeling pretty deft
sounds like a cinch till she starts to flinch
house has more weirdos than David Lynch
Jon catches Ygritte / doesn’t slay her
few days later he’s an oathbreaker
she returns the favor / he’s a spy now with the free folk
gotta prove this ‘aint a joke
he kills Qhorin / now he’s foreign
Stannis warring / with Tyrion – he’s almost gone
but Podrick Payne done bust a move
puts an end to Mandon’s groove
Bran and Rickon hiding deep / inside the keep
When they exit, all is dead / Sansa doesn’t have to wed

I no longer have to sing / about a Clash of Kings
I now retire / a Song of Ice and Fire
Unitl the next text / when more drama rages
for another thousand pages